100 Unsexiest Men of 2007
Thursday, April 12, 2007
The Boston Phoenix is out with its annual list of the 100 Unsexiest Men. Last year, comedian Gilbert Gottfried topped the list. This year, Donald Trump gets the dubious honor with the paper referring to him as a "loathsome billionaire." Here's a look at some of the more familiar faces that made the list:
100. Tom Cruise
99. Aaron Carter
98. Reverend Ted Haggard
97. Larry King
96. Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite star)
95. Patrick Stump 9lead singer of Fall Out Boy)
93. Jimmy Kimmel
92. Osama bin Laden
91. Bob Saget
89. Newt Gingrich
88. Eric Estrada
87. Joe Simpson (Jessica Simpson's father)
86. John Popper (lead singer of Blues Traveler)
82. The Geico Cavemen
80. Ann Coulter (Honorary member of the rodded gender thanks to a conspicuous Adam’s apple and complementary set of brass balls.)
79. Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild founder)
78. Bill Gates
77. Dick Cheney
75. David Lee Roth
74. Peyton Manning
73. Pope Benedict
72. George Steinbrenner
70. Artie Lang
69. Ying Yang Twins
66. Rush Limbaugh
63. Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback)
62. Larry Bird (basketball great)
59. Gene Simmons
57. Randy Johnson (baseball pitcher)
54. Dr. Phil
52. Jay-Z
50. Mitt Romney
48. Alan Colmes
45. The Duke Lacrosse Team
42. Jeff Foxworthy
40. Curt Schilling
35. Kevin Federline
31. Bill Belickick (Patriots coach)
30. Howie Mandel
29. Mark Anthony
28. Dustin "Screech" Diamond
27. Mr. Blackwell
25. O.J. Simpson
24. Phil Spector
22. Bruce Vilanch (comedian)
21. Gerard Way (Lead singer of My Chemical Romance)
20. Jared Fogle (Subway spokesman)
19. Larry the Cable Guy
18. Mel Gibson
16. Bill O'Reilly
15. James Gandolfini
14. The Senators from Massachusetts (aka Ted Kennedy and John Kerry)
13. Philip Seymour Hoffman
11. Michael Richards
10. Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
9. Bob Dylan
8. Perez Hilton
7. Sanjaya Malakar
6. Don Imus
5. Howard K. Stern
4. Karl Rove
3. Flavor Flav
2. The Fat Guy from Borat
1. Donald Trump (It’s not the greed, the preposterous comb-over, or the public bullying that turns women off any more: it’s the pursed lips and the scrunched, pineal stare. Actually, scratch that: it’s still the hair, the greed, and the bullying.
List courtesy: The Boston Phoenix
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