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PARIS HILTON OUT OF JAIL

After 23 days in the slammer, Paris Hilton is a free woman. The socialite strutted out of a California jail shortly after midnight this morning. She was greeted by tons of paparazzi who all rushed to snap her first pictures as a free woman. Hilton smiled and waved as she met her parents in a black SUV.

As always, the cable news nets were all over this story. FOX News had live aerials of her SUV hedriving off with paparazzi in hot pursuit. At one point, her SUV stopped and hoards of photographers jumped out to take pictures of her.

By the way, here's an interesting tidbit: Hilton's stay in jail cost taxpayers $1,109.78 a day, more than 10 times the cost of housing inmates in the general population.

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posted by jc @ 3:44 AM, ,

PARIS HILTON: BACK TO JAIL!

The saga continues! Police picked up Paris Hilton at her house today, cuffed her and brought her back to court. When she got there, she was met by a sea of paparazzi who chased her police car down the road to get pictures of her. Too bad for them. She was whisked in through a back door and after a quick session, the judge ordered her back to jail to finish the remainder of her sentence.

The cable news nets offered classic over-the-top live coverage of this story. FOX News broke out the split screen. One the left, KCBS live aerials of Paris' cop car on its way to jail. On the right, a KTTV feed of the crazed paparazzi waiting at the courthouse. MSNBC had great aerials of Paris hugging her family at her house before heading off to court. They also caught Paris' mom arriving at the courthouse. Things got crazy as police pushed the photogs out of the way. One NBC reporter got a little roughed up. As we awaited the verdict, MSNBC also showed some video from EXTRA, which was an exclusive look inside Paris' house. The video was taken a few months ago and you'd be shocked at how many pictures Paris has of herself. One of them was blown up to gigantic proportions and was hanging in the middle of a room. CNN didn't stay on Paris the whole time like the other netowrks, but I did see the above picture of the heiress on CNN first. It shows her crying her eyes out in the squad car as she was hauled into court.

After the proceedings were finished, a brief press conference was held. Upon hearing that Paris is gojng back to jail, one wise ass screamed out "nooooo!" and pretended to cry. Reporters quickly told him to "shut up." Talk about a circus. And it only gets better. Turns out baby Paris cried out for her mommy in court as she learned her fate. We all can't stand Paris Hilton. But how fun is it seeing her get screwed over?! One thing's for sure: this story is FAR from over!

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posted by jc @ 3:45 PM, ,

PARIS HILTON OUT OF JAIL EARLY!

Further proof that the legal system in this country is flawed: Paris Hilton is let out of jail after serving only three days behind bars. Sheriffs held a press conference this morning, saying the no-talent socialite was let out because of "medical issues." They would not say what those issues are. (Rumor has it, she had a meltdown in jail and had to meet with a shrink several times.) Hilton has been fitted with an ankle bracelet and will serve 40 days confined in her mansion. Some punishment and a great message to send. She drove drunk and could have killed someone and she gets out after three days. It just goes to show, that if you have money you will get special treatment. Just shameful.

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posted by jc @ 10:30 AM, ,

Paris Hilton Gets Slammed at MTV Awards

Paris Hilton may be going to jail this week, but that didn't stop her from attending last night's MTV Movie Awards. Before the show, she spilled her guts to the press, saying she's scared about going to jail, but she's hoping to set an example to young people.

While Paris may have gotten a warm reception before the awards, she was given a verbal smackdown by host Sarah Silverman once inside. As soon as the comedian brought up the fact that Paris was going to jail, the audience burst into applause. The camera panned to Paris, who was looking none too thrilled. But that was only the beginning of the fun.

Silverman went on to joke that the guards are going to paint the prison bars to look like penises to make her look more comfortable. "I just worry she's going to break her teeth on those things," Silverman joked. The crowd, including Jack Nicholson, roared with laughter. The camera once again panned over to Paris, who looked more pissed than ever.

Gotta love live teleivison. Good for Sarah Silverman for having the balls to give it to Paris right in front of her face. No one deserves to be made an ass of more than Paris.

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posted by jc @ 2:20 AM, ,

Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Do prison uniforms come in pink? Let's hope they do for Paris Hilton's sake. The no-talent socialite has been sentenced to 45 days in the slammer for violating her probation. Paris broke the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. The party girl must report to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work releases.

"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything," Paris told the judge before he announced the sentence. "I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."

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