2011 IN REVIEW: QUOTES
Monday, December 19, 2011
"Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of al Qaeda, and a terrorist who’s responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children." - President Obama
"The damn show destroyed my family." -- Billy Ray Cyrus, referring to Hannah Montana
"Winning!" - Charlie Sheen
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen
"Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin' hot wife tonight, Lisa, and my two children, Eli and Emma, or as we like to call the 'The Little E's." - NASCAR preacher Joe Nelms (see above)
"You and this show have been the great love of my life. This last show is really about me saying thank you ... it is my love letter to you." - Oprah Winfrey during her last show
"The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart." - Hugh Hefner on the cancellation of what would have been his third wedding
"I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show." - Kim Kardashian on her 72-day wedding
"The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve's success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented." - President Obama on the death of Steve Jobs
"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." - Steve Jobs' last words on Oct. 5, as reported by his sister Mona Simpson in her eulogy.
"Oops." - Presidential candidate Rick Perry after unsuccessfully attempting to remember the third federal agency he would eliminate during a November debate.
"I'll always remember these moments I spent with you." - Regis Philbin to viewers after signing off after 28 years on Live!
"We are the 99 percent!" - Occupy Wall Street protestors
"Honey badger don't care!" - You Tube sensation
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