2009 IN REVIEW: QUOTES
Saturday, December 26, 2009
"I want you off the f***ing set. No, don't just be sorry. Think for one f***ing second. What the f*** are you doing? Am I going to walk around and rip your f***ing lights down in the middle of the scene? So why the f*** are you walking right through?" - Actor Christian Bale screaming at a crew member on the set of a Terminator movie
"I knew the minute you walked out on that stage that we were gonna hear something extraordinary and I was right." - Simon Cowell to Susan Boyle after she wowed the crowd on Britain's Got Talent
"You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light." - South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford in an email to an Argentinian woman he was having an extramarital affair with
“I just want to say ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best father you can ever imagine. And I just want to say I love him so much.” - Paris Jackson tearing up about her father's death at the pop singer's televised memorial
“With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all …being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon … What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me … It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month … I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all.” - Paula Abdul announces she's leaving American Idol on Twitter
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!" - Kanye West after grabbing the mic from Taylor Swift at the MTV VMA's
"I have had sex with women who work for me on this show." - David Letterman admitting he slept with staffers on his show. He was forced to admit the truth after a $2 million dollar extortion plot against him was made public.
"I love this show. This show has been my life. And I love it enough to know when it's time to say goodbye. Twenty-five years feels right in my bones, and it feels right in my spirit. It's the perfect number—the exact right time. So I hope that you will take this 18-month ride with me right through to the final show." - Oprah Winfrey announcing she will leave her talk show in 2011 after 25 years
"I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay." - Tiger Woods in a text to Rachel Uchitel, one of his many alleged mistresses
"I have let my family down, and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves." - Tiger Woods, responding to allegations of extramarital affairs.
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