2007 IN REVIEW: MEMORABLE QUOTES
Saturday, December 29, 2007
"I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our..." - Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton in the Miss Teen USA pageant. This was her response to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?" "Don't tase me, bro!" - University of Florida student Andrew Meyer to police before he was tased for causing a disturbance at a John Kerry forum.
"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, during a speaking engagement at Columbia University in New York
"That's some nappy-headed hos there." - radio host Don Imus, referring to the Rutgers University women's basketball team
"(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." - Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig, explaining why his foot touched the foot of an undercover police officer in an airport men's room
"I am not gay. I never have been gay." - Larry Craig in a presser after being busted in the bathroom
"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." - Former President Jimmy Carter, referring to the Bush Administration in an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper
“We are only taking questions on hair.” - Peter Berdovsky, one of the two men arrested in Boston for planting electronic ads that were mistaken for bombs all over the city. After Berdovsky and his accomplice appeared in court, they addressed the media, but refused to answer any questions about the incident. Instead, they would only discuss 1970's hairstyles. It pissed off the media and Boston's Mayor Menino, but this was by the most entertaining presser of 2007.
"How many 83-year-old men get up every morning knowing that they're going to have a standing ovation sometime during the day?" - Bob Barker on what he'll miss about "The Price Is Right"
"We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day." - Kanye West on the rivaly between himself and Justin Timberlake
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